Bunstan McFunkstan

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From: Bunstan McFunkstan
Sent: 22 Jun 2007 17:48 +00:00
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Subject: Electronic elastic with the crazy mathematics

Please find
Below smashing comic delights for your delectation:

I am the Jinglemeister, it's the truth, listen:

Hello,

how are you feeling, this morning I breakfasted on the fine cola of coca. It is a poor man's breakfast, purdey's elixir vitae is far preferable, but I am rambling, I wanted to tell you why I stayed up til 2am searching google for pictures of old school stereos, it's this.

In a fortnight's time I am going to run through the streets of Glasgow in a Speedo and my plastic Mac, handing out flyers, with a massive old school ghetto blaster and maybe some shades.

I will be dancing enthusiastically on park benches, I will be throwing some shapes with Donald Dewar, I will be noising up the Bag Pipers, and I shall have the finest tunes to delight the youth.

The event shall be recorded on videotape, Betamax of course, and it shall be done without harming any animals. If you in the vicinity fancy yourself in a pop video, you couldn't do better than to get yourself down to Glasgow's George Square on Saturday the 23rd June.
And I will have a full head of hair, enriched with vitamins and minerals.

Yes,

you'll find it it's available. When I was workinng with my design team on this I was looking to create something, really unique and special to give back to the fans you know, and keep it real, because, it really is the fans that motivate me to do what it is I do, I nkow this is going to sound corny, like I've just gotten back from spending some time swimming in Lake Me, but I really think this will have a big impact on the impoverished relations between male and female residents, the UK wide and perhaps maybe on into Europe, you know I really love all my fans in Europe, they really drive me to do everything that it is that I do, and I know it might sound like I'm repeating myself, over and over and over, well, hha ha, I kind of am but no really, imagine if the world got taken over by zombies, now where was I yeah, imagine if all my fans all got together on my birthday and decided to buy copies of my new fragrance, do you know how happy that would make me, I might launch another fragrance, just to celebrate, love you miss you bye