darlings

It is with smallsized delight that I share this news that I your local friendly fun-fluffer have found myself in the posession of two gigabytes of comedy value this weakend at the Hudson Hotel in Edinburgh, it's an Hotel don't you know.

Saturday 4th Aug
Sunday 5th Aug

never been before, no doubt I'll not be invited back, but I will flash my wares with swagger and with swarthiness

word to the mothership

waiting patiently...

got a gig in... oooh three or four hours...

what does this button do...

stuck a new logo on today, you will see it at the top of this page, it's very modernistical, Imade it with pencil shavings and olive oil.

also caught 5 minutes of strictly baby ballroom

what is that all about? 8 year old girls with perma-tan and vaseline all over their teeth.

pot kettle oh shut up, come on there's something wrong about it:

Tony Carter headlined last night, he was excellent, if you can't afford drugs, go to see his gigs, you'll get the same comedown and everything.

Kevin Bridges was compereing, he hates it but he'sone of the better ones, it's a difficult balance not to get the crowd too lively on your own gags, but lively enough that they're in the mood for the next guy, specially whn it's a comedy train you know five minutes, off, five minutes, off, five minutes, next fuck that.

I rocked, of course, no point being all pretendy humble, I'm not fucking chris-moyles-arrogant or anything, but you know, I've been at it for a while, I'm nearly always good nowadays.

What is interesting though is there were a lot of new folks there last night.

The Sea was fucking mad, mental as anything, if you're going to die, don't die at sea.

Jonathan Cassidy was mad for totally different, long grained reasons.

Martin McAllister was staunchly sane, in a profoundly disturbing way, the best way in fact, at the far end of Bino's, Martin is always good.

Katie Craig was there, very original, as always, blisteringly intelligent.

Anybody else I can't remember's names, drop me a line folks...

Cheers to "The Sea" for this photie, he's a dirty, dirty, dirty great body of water yeah.

So don't say anything

so quiet though

An experience in itself isn't it, does it not have it's own value, just being quiet, listening to the sounds of one's inner ear.

I have a gig on tuesday night next week. first gig in ages.

Last week I broke up with Laura, this week we are back together, it's a bit tender. So, been a lot going on in my life just recently. Didn't get the job at the comedy festival though, and nearly died on the motorway this morning. pinch yourself, go on pinch yourself.