Next week I am performing at the Mercat Bar, nr Haymarket, Edinburgh

For details, map etc click here

the speil goes like this:

"Another Monday night is soothed by Dame Keara Murphy and her gaggle of newer comedians cheering y'all up. With headliner Martin McAllister. NB: Ms Murphy's not actually a Dame, sorry."

I will be pimpin the comedicity from the safety of my speedo, with all new jokes, and some all old ones, cause that's just the way I do business see.

Laughing Horse

Also entered for the Laughing Horse New Act Competition in Feb at Linsey's - if you can make it, anyone from down South can stay at my house if you like. Pls bring your own Speedo and Mac, I would lend you one of my spares, but I have done that in the past and people never return them, my other spare's at the cleaners.

Piece