I have consolidated my sprawling credit card collection

It has given me a 3000 pound breathing space

I have to buy some stuff ( I know this sounds juvenile, but underneath it all these are genuine, very considered utilitarian purchases )

1 Video Camera
2 Microphone Stand
3 Microphone ( broadcast standard not a pound-shop job )
4 Wireless Router
5 Planet Terror DVD ( watched it last night twice in a row, then with commentary, then ALL the special features - there is a second DVD just with special features on ) nerdy isn't it, but my girlfriend is doing her dissertation so it was me and a bottle of Jameson's and my whim, the three of us decided unanimously.
6 Directional Electro-Magnetic Pulse device to kill other people's Ipods/Mp3 players for inconsiderate use on trains or for playing DJ Rankin

NB No.6 doesn't exist

7 Underground lair and team of teenage whizzkid hackers with which to develop No 6