My name is Bunstan McFunkstan
You want a piece with me
I'm having a piece and bacon
You want a piece with me
I'm also having red sauce on
You want a piece with me
And maybe a totty scone
You want a piece with me?
I've been the Prince of Dalmuir
since 1984
No matter when I step on the scene,
They be take pictures in frickin magazines,
You still wantin pictures of my derriere
in your faces laydees
Cause you want a piece with me
