Tonight we take the QMU a treat of Speedo and plastic mac

I shall be wearing svelte Primark black velour slippers instead of my usual tan loafers as I find they have a greater purchase on slippery surfaces. Furthermore, Franny, Mullso and Gekko are coming.

Oh I'm doing ten minutes
I should really have written something about the Next Big Thing gig at the Carling Academy this weekend, hanging out with my Pal Fish-Man from the Down and Outs, getting my photo taken by hundreds of young Bebo fanatics - they only wanted me in the picture so they could borrow my hat - I'll try and get a list of links to pics on bebo as evidence.

photies

I felt like the old pervy guy from the Fast Show, "me with my reputation" and thoroughly enjoyed myself.

Hurrah