I just did the Frog and Bucket

60 quid of petrol to do five minutes for free.
Unless you get gonged off of course...

I did it as Bunstan McFunkstan, so help me God, I am not doing it again, ever.

But if you're going to try and land a UFO, then spectacular is the way to go.

So after three days on the piss at a stag do, then one full day at work, and four hours driving to manchester, straight from work, I arrived, in time and was all set to go, sitting backstage.

I go on last, cause I'm clever like that and I've phoned ahead to tell them I'm driving from Glasgow.

So I'm introduced on stage and there's a bunch of teachers on the right giving me death stares straight away, but it's ok ish, i always leave a little bit of suspense, and then suddenly everyone laughs together, the punchline lifts everybody and I thought that was the idea - get biggest laughs you can right?

So 3 minutes in I'm part way through bum reassurance therapy with the audience and i slipped up and addressed them as the beautiful people of glasgow, instead of manchester. Gong.

I broke comedy law.

I can hear you going "Ohhhhhh" across the interweb-ether just now.

soon as I said glasgow that was me gonged off, and rightly so, hahhahahhah. Mmmmm I know. I know, I know I know! Shutup, it was a last wee shot of the demon speedo King. RIP Bunstan McFunkstan. I knew Him well.

it's going to be fun fun fun
in the Sun
you fill in the details I don't care, I'm on holiday right now hahahhahahahahhahhahaa

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title speaks for itself really...oh and we were drunk...

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Just recently I became single again after five years with my then partner Laura. So I started going out again, you know as you do, and all of a sudden I'm amazed, anywhere you look on the internet, Bebo, Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, Google, MSN, they're all plastered with dating sites, and I defy even the most hardened rock and roll barfly not to get tempted to check one out, especially if you were single. So I checked out one or two : ) and was dumbstruck. Nearly every woman under the age of 25 is officially bi-curious. Every woman over 25 has a photograph of her children for her profile, which is a bit alarming when you're on a dating site, given the context, and is officially "not looking for anything" or "for friends" according to their profile - kind of begs the question, why are you on a dating site then?

So I don't recommend them. As somebody who's met someone online and off-line, online sucks - give it a miss.