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Footloose and FancyFree

by bunstan @ Saturday, Jul. 12, 2008 - 22:42:30

Just recently I became single again after five years with my then partner Laura. So I started going out again, you know as you do, and all of a sudden I'm amazed, anywhere you look on the internet, Bebo, Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, Google, MSN, they're all plastered with dating sites, and I defy even the most hardened rock and roll barfly not to get tempted to check one out, especially if you were single. So I checked out one or two : ) and was dumbstruck. Nearly every woman under the age of 25 is officially bi-curious. Every woman over 25 has a photograph of her children for her profile, which is a bit alarming when you're on a dating site, given the context, and is officially "not looking for anything" or "for friends" according to their profile - kind of begs the question, why are you on a dating site then?

So I don't recommend them. As somebody who's met someone online and off-line, online sucks - give it a miss.



 
 

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josiejo1josiejo1 [Member]
12/07/08 @ 23:06

If its you in the video, then you should put that up on the dating site. I recond you'd definatly pull someone or something lol!

bunstanbunstan [Member]
14/07/08 @ 01:07

lol

thank you very much

Women want romance and somebody to listen attentively to them blatting on for hours on end. They only fancy sex on rare occasions when they feel like it.

Men who hate sport want sex all the time. Men who love sport want sex when they're too drunk to appreciate it.

The human race is doomed...... ;)

bunstanbunstan [Member]
14/07/08 @ 01:12

Wise words indeed Munzly

"I think" they're working on a means of tansferring DNA by bluetooth so the teenagers of tommorrow can still procreate

but i might be lieing just to agree/emphasise your point, bud!

Are you a Dennis Potter man? I was just having a Dennis Potter moment there, imagining my conscience being transferred to some futuristic blog. Cul de Sac that humanity is, I think we are actually looking at the end of our days.

Yes, great respect to DP.

I like the bluetooth idea, after all, at its simplest, the only true purpose for any species is the continued propagation of that species. Perhaps we need more predators...... ;)

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