I just did the Frog and Bucket

60 quid of petrol to do five minutes for free.
Unless you get gonged off of course...

I did it as Bunstan McFunkstan, so help me God, I am not doing it again, ever.

But if you're going to try and land a UFO, then spectacular is the way to go.

So after three days on the piss at a stag do, then one full day at work, and four hours driving to manchester, straight from work, I arrived, in time and was all set to go, sitting backstage.

I go on last, cause I'm clever like that and I've phoned ahead to tell them I'm driving from Glasgow.

So I'm introduced on stage and there's a bunch of teachers on the right giving me death stares straight away, but it's ok ish, i always leave a little bit of suspense, and then suddenly everyone laughs together, the punchline lifts everybody and I thought that was the idea - get biggest laughs you can right?

So 3 minutes in I'm part way through bum reassurance therapy with the audience and i slipped up and addressed them as the beautiful people of glasgow, instead of manchester. Gong.

I broke comedy law.

I can hear you going "Ohhhhhh" across the interweb-ether just now.

soon as I said glasgow that was me gonged off, and rightly so, hahhahahhah. Mmmmm I know. I know, I know I know! Shutup, it was a last wee shot of the demon speedo King. RIP Bunstan McFunkstan. I knew Him well.