This site is a partial and largely inaccurate record of my attempts to become a world famous comedy man. I am 37, bald but sexy with it, and living in Glasgow. DO NOT ENTER THIS SITE. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. But if you do...Read my texts, worship my images, watch my videos then never come back here.
well thats just ficking strange! i was litara...litera...i was just off the phone 2 minutes ago to a friend, who very sadly told me he'd being papped on the new deal course...and i said "oh for expletive expletive thats a nightmare ...however there is this mad baldy bassa who was stalking me for comedy material and was quite funny ...if a little me more…
I like the bluetooth idea, after all, at its simplest, the only true purpose for any species is the continued propagation of that species. Perhaps we need more predators...... ;) more…
Women want romance and somebody to listen attentively to them blatting on for hours on end. They only fancy sex on rare occasions when they feel like it.
Men who hate sport want sex all the time. Men who love sport want sex when they're too drunk to appreciate it.
I honestly wouldn't bother with Violate it's a horrible atmosphere, not friendly at all, for clubs in Glasgow there's hundreds of them, I mostly go out in the West End - that way you never get in any bother and all the pubs and clubs are in walking distance of each other - I go somewhere different every time and I can never rem more…
Just realised that Sunday 2nd is mother's day and I'll be taking my wee mammie oot for dinner. Might get along after that, but dont book me to perform.
Hey, I was just wondering about clubs in the glasgow area, been filtering through and Voilate looks fun but due to my youth I was wondering about age restrictions and such things. my temperamental computer has stopped opening the site links for me as well as many others, any chance you could help?
sorry for bothering you but as a highland las more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Her Majesy's Pleasure Seekers" 188 days old
by subville [Member]
Nae problem :>> more…
In response to: "Her Majesy's Pleasure Seekers" 188 days old
by bunstan [Member]
he's not deid tho, so I couldnae say rest in peace, he's a son of the rock, but paisley is close enough, and RID just sounds stupid :)
thanks v muchly for the comment btw
see ya more…
In response to: "Her Majesy's Pleasure Seekers" 188 days old
by subville [Member]
Funny :D
Rest in Paisley? There's no rest in Paisley 8| x more…
In response to: "Easter Weekend Newsround" 206 days old
by Martin [Visitor]
well thats just ficking strange! i was litara...litera...i was just off the phone 2 minutes ago to a friend, who very sadly told me he'd being papped on the new deal course...and i said "oh for expletive expletive thats a nightmare ...however there is this mad baldy bassa who was stalking me for comedy material and was quite funny ...if a little me more…
In response to: "Easter Weekend Newsround" 223 days old
by Munzly [Member]
Nice to get an update. It all happens to you, doesn't it! :) more…
In response to: "D.A.M. FINE COMEDY THIS FRIDAY - JAY LAFFERTY" 321 days old
by Justinn [Visitor]
When are you starting up your comedy night again buddy? more…
In response to: "Self Review The State Bar 8th Nov 2008" 375 days old
by Just In [Visitor]
On yersel big man! more…
In response to: "Self Review The State Bar 8th Nov 2008" 377 days old
by Munzly [Member]
Great move - the throat grab! :) more…
In response to: "Drouthy's Bar, Ayr " 412 days old
by Munzly [Member]
You could join "The Dubliners" in that! Hee, hee! :) more…
In response to: "The Comedy Rollercoaster" 425 days old
by Munzly [Member]
A fascinating farrago! I'd love to have done something like that in my early days. :) more…
In response to: "Footloose and FancyFree" 440 days old
by bunstan [Member]
precisely
Do you know anything about zombies? more…
In response to: "Meadow Bar, Edinburgh, 30th August 2008" 447 days old
by Munzly [Member]
Great, wish I'd been there! :) more…
In response to: "Ninja vs Skeleton vs Monster" 447 days old
by realityjumper [Member]
lol i have had a few drunken fights like that more…
In response to: "Footloose and FancyFree" 495 days old
by Munzly [Member]
Yes, great respect to DP.
I like the bluetooth idea, after all, at its simplest, the only true purpose for any species is the continued propagation of that species. Perhaps we need more predators...... ;) more…
In response to: "Footloose and FancyFree" 496 days old
by bunstan [Member]
Wise words indeed Munzly
"I think" they're working on a means of tansferring DNA by bluetooth so the teenagers of tommorrow can still procreate
but i might be lieing just to agree/emphasise your point, bud!
Are you a Dennis Potter man? I was just having a Dennis Potter moment there, imagining my conscience b more…
In response to: "Footloose and FancyFree" 496 days old
by bunstan [Member]
lol
thank you very much more…
In response to: "Footloose and FancyFree" 496 days old
by Munzly [Member]
Women want romance and somebody to listen attentively to them blatting on for hours on end. They only fancy sex on rare occasions when they feel like it.
Men who hate sport want sex all the time. Men who love sport want sex when they're too drunk to appreciate it.
The human race is doomed...... ;) more…
In response to: "Footloose and FancyFree" 497 days old
by josiejo1 [Member]
If its you in the video, then you should put that up on the dating site. I recond you'd definatly pull someone or something lol! more…
In response to: "Old Age" 503 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
you're right, its just an mp3. more…
In response to: "Old Age" 513 days old
by Munzly [Member]
I hate the word "podcast" but ugly is the new beautiful, so we seem to be stuck with it.... ;) more…
In response to: "Coatbridge Sunnyside to Glasgow's Dark Side" 617 days old
by bunstan [Member]
Hi AMi,
I honestly wouldn't bother with Violate it's a horrible atmosphere, not friendly at all, for clubs in Glasgow there's hundreds of them, I mostly go out in the West End - that way you never get in any bother and all the pubs and clubs are in walking distance of each other - I go somewhere different every time and I can never rem more…
In response to: "Surf Reality Launch Video in high resolution" 628 days old
by Just Inn [Visitor]
Sorry I didn't make it along last night.
So how did it go?
more…
In response to: "Surf Reality Launches - A new comedy night for Glasgow" 632 days old
by JustInn [Visitor]
I take it this aint you ???
http://www.surfreality.com/
That looks like fun!!!!
more…
In response to: "Surf Reality Launches - A new comedy night for Glasgow" 633 days old
by Just In [Visitor]
I've posted to my Bebo blog letting folk know about Surf Reality. Might get some gym folk coming along...
I should be there for 9.00 at the latest.. more…
In response to: "February is over. March is round the corner, Danger Mark Robinson" 635 days old
by Just In [Visitor]
Just realised that Sunday 2nd is mother's day and I'll be taking my wee mammie oot for dinner. Might get along after that, but dont book me to perform.
What time you gonna start / finish ????
JI more…
In response to: "February is over. March is round the corner, Danger Mark Robinson" 635 days old
by Just Inn [Visitor]
Sweet. Who you got performing at Surf Reality?
Room for a fat lad????
JI more…
In response to: "Coatbridge Sunnyside to Glasgow's Dark Side" 640 days old
by Ami [Visitor]
Hey, I was just wondering about clubs in the glasgow area, been filtering through and Voilate looks fun but due to my youth I was wondering about age restrictions and such things. my temperamental computer has stopped opening the site links for me as well as many others, any chance you could help?
sorry for bothering you but as a highland las more…
In response to: "Paintball" 650 days old
by Munzly [Member]
The only military pursuit where you get decorated for loosing. ;) more…
In response to: "An Update - Jan 24th 2008" 666 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Is the Meadow Bar the one that used to be the Moo Bar? If so, I used to drink there and enjoyed myself lots. Good luck anyway. :) more…
In response to: "An Update - Jan 24th 2008" 667 days old
by Munzly [Member]
Sounds like you're the man to put the Guff back into Guffaw! Best of luck. :) more…