This site is a partial and largely inaccurate record of my attempts to become a world famous comedy man. I am 37, bald but sexy with it, and living in Glasgow. DO NOT ENTER THIS SITE. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. But if you do...Read my texts, worship my images, watch my videos then never come back here.
Got myself a new mac on ebay tonight, bit of a stylish departure from the old kittel disposables, this one has added transparency and black go-faster ...
